Sep29

Meet Barry

by bbh

Here at Muzui we recently adopted a new pet. More specifically a beaver called Barry. Exactly where he comes from is anyone’s guess and how he got here is for the one, who threw him through the windows of our penthouse offices, and the furry phenomenon himself to know.

Here’s what we’ve learned about him so far:
in Barry’s mind, his voice is the essence of aphrodisiac, resembling the late Barry White, driving them furry femme fatales crazy. In reality though, Barry sounds more like a blender grinding through frozen peas.

Barry likes women…not beaver.

From what we’ve seen, Barry has a bad temper and we would really appreciate if you didn’t tell him we said so.

Barry insisted we brought a picture from his personal collection. Between what looked like orgies at the zoo, Barry’s own birth and other unspeakable highlights of his life, we decided to go with the mug-shot from Dade County.